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These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now
DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website
people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME
THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER.
gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls
gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive
gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriend’s w/ all their heart
well gee, would you look at that…
I kind if wonder how textbooks will describe our era
I mean, what will they screw up, what will get misinterpret?
What will the future think when it looks back on us?